Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Divine Spears Created: 27 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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