Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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