Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 4540 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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