EuroCraft: No US, Just Billion$

Assistance, bailout, billion, Crisis, DEBT, Diplomacy, Economy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, imf, international relations, loan, Politics, sanctions, Support, U.S, Ukraine

lol u know what else is worth $39 billion? this epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the most insane virtual world ever created!

we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Contraception Cove

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.

Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Melio SMP: Where our trust-based economy is worth more than diamonds!

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Melios <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/xqc-funny-highlights/">Minecraft Server</a>

Melios Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system – we operate on a trust system
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events!

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

Interested in joining? Apply through our Discord.

Find out more at meliosmp.com.

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server. Join the Discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelist application.

2. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, we strictly enforce a no-mods, no-cheats policy on our server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

While there are no specific age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and follow the server rules to create a welcoming and friendly community environment.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Apologies for the Hungarians Minecraft Server

apologies, Apology, attractiveness, beauty standards, comparison, Cultural differences, cultural stereotypes, CUTER, Czech girls, czech republic, dating preferences, Eastern European culture, eastern european women, ethnicity, European countries, gender preferences, Hungarian girls, Hungarians, Minecraft, Nationality, physical appearance, Server, societal perceptions, Sorry Hungarians

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as a paprika-filled goulash? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got Czech girls who are so cute, they’ll make your blocky heart skip a beat! Sorry, Hungarians, but when it comes to pixelated beauty, the Czech girls on our server take the cake (or should we say, the kolache?). Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable avatars, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the virtual town square. Who needs Budapest when you can have Prague right at your fingertips? So come on over and see for yourself why Czech girls are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zoomer Girls Minecraft SMP Anime

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime girl’s, anime girls list, anime girls ranking, anime girls to follow, anime girls to love, anime girls to stan, anime girls to watch, anime recommendations, best anime girls, Cute girls, favorite characters, Female Characters, Girls, Kawaii, Minecraft, Otaku, smp, top zoomer girls, waifu, Zoomer, Zoomer Girls

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to post your favorite zoomer girls in anime and debate who would win in a fight between Sailor Moon and Naruto (spoiler alert: it’s obviously Sailor Moon, duh).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyGiftsNoBiz

Boundaries, coworker jealousy, coworker relationships, CraftyGiftsNoBiz, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, lunchtime etiquette, office gossip, office politics, personal boundaries, privacy, professional relationships, social interactions, supervisor relationships, work friendships, work-life balance, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace dynamics, workplace hierarchy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the jealousy and passive-aggressiveness of Jane, the supervisor who can’t handle her friend Tina having other friends. Watch out for Jane’s beacon that alerts her whenever you’re having a good time with Tina, because she just can’t stand to be left out. Will you be the one to stand up to Jane and reclaim your lunchtime conversations with Tina? Or will you join forces with Jane to keep Tina all to yourselves? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

quit being a people pleaser, quit being a perfectionist, quit being afraid to take risks, quit being closed-minded, quit being indecisive, quit being judgmental, quit being lazy, quit being pessimistic, quit being self-critical, quit comparing yourself to others, quit living in the past, quit making excuses, quit negative self-talk, quit overthinking, quit procrastination, quit seeking validation from others, quit self-doubt, quit smoking, quit toxic relationships, quit unhealthy eating habits, QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where you can procrastinate on all your real-life problems and focus on building epic structures instead!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	138
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Emeralds Found:	453	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

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Melios Minecraft Server

Overview:

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

2. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

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FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

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