Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1092	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8945	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2362	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SuperCraftyHeroes

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	156
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Items Found:	3733	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Animals Bred:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	367
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8522
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	2014	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Potions Brewed:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.