Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1002	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CelebLoverMC SMP

admired celebrities, beloved stars, CelebLoverMC, Celebrities, celebrities we admire, celebrities we adore, celebrities we appreciate, celebrities we enjoy, celebrities we look up to, celebrities we love, celebrities we respect, celebrities we support, celebrity crushes, famous people, favorite celebrities, likeable celebrities, popular celebrities, smp, well-liked celebrities

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!