Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

ANNOYING, different, distinct, eccentric, funny, Individual, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformist, offbeat, one of a kind, out of the box, peculiar, player, quirky, Schizo, self-aware, smp, socially developed, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdo

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crops Grown:	7618
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	139817
Dragon Eggs Found:	6265	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6474	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198
Players Killed by Monsters:	6449	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Animals Bred:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SuperCraftyHeroes

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1049	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3438	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8