Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9456	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Elysia: Where We Build Pixels and Make Friends! 🌟🚀🌈🎉

armor stand, BUILD, Chat, Community, donator perks, Economy, elysia, Friends, Grief Prevention, inventory, LGBTQ, Modes, pixels, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, Redstone, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voting, Web map, Whitelist, world border expansion

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us	Vanilla experience with a few plugins for grief prevention and additional features. Whitelisted server with LGBTQ+ friendly community.
Players	16+ dedicated players with varying skill levels and activities.
Features	(Opt-in) proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PvP, decorative player heads, community decisions, sleep skip.
Non-Features	No keep inventory, different modes than survival, economy plugins, donator perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can apply for the whitelist here.

Q: What is the age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity is a core belief of the community.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Some unique features include proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, and gradual world border expansion.

Q: Can I engage in PvP on the server?

A: PvP is opt-in only on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4540	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	209	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vtuber Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground society of vtuber fans who communicate exclusively in vtuber memes and references. Want to join a faction led by a virtual anime girl who can summon diamond swords with just a wink? Or how about participating in a server-wide event where everyone has to navigate a maze filled with traps set by a mischievous virtual cat? Only the true vtuber enthusiasts can survive and thrive in our wacky world. So, if you think you have what it takes to be part of our vtuber-loving community, come join us and let the virtual chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	2995	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles

bullet hell, Cheating Detective Satori, creeper, cuddles, Cute girls, doujin, doujin music, Dream Logical World, Fan art, Fangames, Hero of Ice Fairy, high score, Hug, Lotus Eaters, Manga, Minecraft, official releases, Shooting games, smp, Steam, touhou, touhou project, Wonderful Waking World, ZUN

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where cute girls shoot other cute girls in a bullet hell showdown!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event where players can become the Hero of Ice Fairy and battle it out for the title of Ultimate Fairy Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret black market where you can trade rare items and power-ups with shady characters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the Lotus Eaters and become the Cheating Detective Satori of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JobCraft: Sorry Mom, I’m Busy

Apology, bad mood, busy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, full-time job, generation gap, Job, JobCraft, mom, mother-daughter relationship, part-timer, Persuasion, reminder, School, self reflection, Understanding, unemployed mother, Working

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and school stress? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your troubles.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion bigger than your mom’s expectations and mine for diamonds without worrying about your job. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a great time with friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a job in our virtual world where everyone is employed and happy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2274	Potions Brewed:	89
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyParentz

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Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	308	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4799

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
New Chunks Explored:	175502	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.