Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 2661 Dimension Hops: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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