Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found: 5458 Dimension Hops: 13
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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