Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Void Gems Collected: 27
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
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