so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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