HappyCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	181290	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mines Excavated:	3332

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	151
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	2018
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Crops Grown:	5262
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4869
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	312871	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Potions Brewed:	153	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	106/500	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190