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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5881 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 7571 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.
And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.
So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?