Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sloth Survival Server

    Sloth Survival Server
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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

    WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

    SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Chick’s Minecraft Server

    Chick’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Magic Items Found: 2305 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

    My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CircusScreamStopper

    CircusScreamStopper
    Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

    NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineCraftAppLand

    MineCraftAppLand
    Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyUkraine vs Russia

    CraftyUkraine vs Russia
    come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockyTraumaCraft

    BlockyTraumaCraft
    so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 819

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ✦ Fenix ​​✦ Minecraft server

    ✦ Fenix ​​✦ Minecraft server

    Good afternoon/evening buddy)

    If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

    Game version: 1.20

    IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

    The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

    (The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

    At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

    In discord they will give you a role without passing)

    Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

    You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

    There are custom crafts on the server

    Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

    In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

    There is Discord

    The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

    players.

    Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

    no one forbids

    There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

    Performance:

    The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

    Good ping

    Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

    (All links below)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

    Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5189 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

    Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

    Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

    So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

    CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Mine4Money

    Mine4Money
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

    BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

    so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

    you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

    but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

    so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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