HalfSisNeedsMCGrind | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension Hops:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like my life story.

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show – from cheating moms to unknown baby daddies, our server is the perfect escape from your own family issues. And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of siblings you barely know, then you’ll fit right in here!

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s just as chaotic as my relationship with my mom. Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons instead? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2953
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3941
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Magic Items Found:	1703
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2519	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimension Hops:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mines Excavated:	1290	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	808	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	810	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

SchooIyardShenanigans

explicit, explicit content, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, NSFW encounter, NSFW moment, NSFW story, scandalous, SchooIyardShenanigans, School, school experience, school gossip, school incident, school memory, school rumor, school scandal, school shocker, school story, Shocking.., unforgettable school moment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversial, DesertCraft, disgrace, extremism, Grand Mufti, Hamas, international relations, Islamic, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim leaders, Politics, Radicalism, Religion, religious authority, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabian government, Server, Shocking.., Statement, Terrorism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	411
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, if you wanna join dis minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the craziest place to be, man. like, there’s this one time where the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia came on and was all like, “yo, Hamas is a disgrace, man.” and we were all like, whoa, that’s some drama right there. but like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama life, we just here to build epic stuff and have a good time. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together, man. peace out, y’all!