Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9197

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	64
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Farms Harvested:	339	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	311	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Falling into the Void:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magic Items Found:	7505	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	56
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Emeralds Found:	9036
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.