So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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