So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dimension Hops: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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