So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Runes Activated: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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