So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Runes Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
New Chunks Explored: 506318 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Void Gems Collected: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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