So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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