So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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