So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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