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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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