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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9269
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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