Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Ores Mined: 3796 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

    No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1936 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

    SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

    Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

    Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 1508 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9744 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 1218

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Farms Harvested: 760
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ores Mined: 5335 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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