Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Emeralds Found: 7218
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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