Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 674 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Chapter Drops Minecraft Server

    Chapter Drops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out of existence like a chapter on hiatus? Well, look no further because our server is better than the entirety of Wan Piss (yes, we said it).

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling mythical creatures, and finding hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Just don’t blame us if you never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Emeralds Found: 5784 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

    Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

    Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

    But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Mines Excavated: 4438
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PhotofailCraft

    PhotofailCraft
    Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 5375
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Grateful4MinecraftSMP

    Grateful4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 128
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyWisdom

    BlockyWisdom
    Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

    HaifaCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

    Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage
    LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9160
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

    Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

    we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

    oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

    so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 708043 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Family Quest Fun

    Family Quest Fun
    LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

    Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

    Stinky SMP Server Overview

    Server Version 1.20.1 (updating)
    Server Emphasis Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
    Performance 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
    Server Rules No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
    Special Features Origins mod with custom origins

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I appeal a ban?

    Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

    2. How often is the server updated?

    We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

    3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

    4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

    5. How do I join the server?

    You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Ores Mined: 3181 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puss Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

    The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

    Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

    So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crops Grown: 7273

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HomeSweetHomeMC

    HomeSweetHomeMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

    Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

    MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP
    Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Enchantments Applied: 156
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • StinkyDelightMC

    StinkyDelightMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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