Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • StalkerPE Minecraft server

    StalkerPE Minecraft server

    This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

    ip: playstp.ru

    port: 19132

    version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

    Our server has:

    – Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

    The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

    The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

    Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Farms Harvested: 227
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Emeralds Found: 5746
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magic Items Found: 8445
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ores Mined: 4975

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

    The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SassySibs Minecraft Server

    SassySibs Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

    On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Ores Mined: 635 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PreggoPanicCraft

    PreggoPanicCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

    Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

    Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8939 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

    WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MorningCraftFun

    MorningCraftFun
    Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

    NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

    and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

    oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

    ArcticCraft: PodiumGate
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Villages Defended: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crystal Screw Palace

    Crystal Screw Palace
    u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

    Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Magic Items Found: 5306
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

    SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

    But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Ores Mined: 5557 Gods Slained: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 233 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ores Mined: 6819
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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