Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 202 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1997 New Chunks Explored: 16861
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Farms Harvested: 541
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Mines Excavated: 3505
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 115

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Magic Items Found: 1308 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 85 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mines Excavated: 2743
    Chimeras Created: 1 New Chunks Explored: 57662

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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