Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

    Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

    SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

    But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Potions Brewed: 27
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 164

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 244
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Animals Bred: 156
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Ores Mined: 1430
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Falling into the Void: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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