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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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