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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 7308 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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