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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Enchantments Applied: 218 Dragon Eggs Found: 666
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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