LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Farms Harvested: 178
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1396 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6232
    Gods Slained: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3913 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Farms Harvested: 324
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Star Shards Collected: 79
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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