LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Magic Items Found: 3253 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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