GrampsGoneWildMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	6900	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5758	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Crops Grown:	8591	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1370	Emeralds Found:	7240
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1467	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.