Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 102 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Love Letters Sent: 6
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Crops Grown: 7379 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5934 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Crops Grown: 9229 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Falling into the Void: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2537 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 823 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3782
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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