Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Endless Night Skies: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4815
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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