GoldDiggerGamerLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	1151
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Buildings Constructed:	8
Emeralds Found:	9434	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1909

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	2888	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7810	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Farms Harvested:	530
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	3205
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.