GoldDiggerGamerLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crops Grown:	1917	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineSwift

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Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5773
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3432	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crops Grown:	6557	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Animals Bred:	170	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2760
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Void Armor Forged:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.