Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Mines Excavated: 1036 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ores Mined: 3034
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Magic Items Found: 2935
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2214
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Enchantments Applied: 102
    Crops Grown: 7931 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Animals Bred: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3736 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Ores Mined: 7954 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Towns Built: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Enchantments Applied: 289

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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