GoldDiggerGamerLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2621	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Animals Bred:	80	Star Shards Collected:	274
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7342	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Emeralds Found:	5199	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	9240	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Farms Harvested:	194	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!