Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

0 AD, 600 AD, Abbasid Caliphate, ARMS, blocktopia, bullshit, camel jockeys, Chaos, Coincidence, conveniently made up, expansionist ideals, Fabricated, Fake, Founded, Gay, Gods, Islam, Join, low iq, MadeUp, Mohammed, nephew, rally up, Religion, Talmud

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Votes:	3888

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Emeralds Found:	629	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Towns Built:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crops Grown:	6811	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9750	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5040
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	824
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	1039	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8674

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	195
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!