so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 6913 Zombie Dances: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Emeralds Found: 2533 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Towns Built: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Emeralds Found: 1618
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3133
    Crops Grown: 8078 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 234 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Villages Defended: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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