🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where even your date might casually mention their Onlyfans account while building a house out of diamond blocks. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got scandalous secrets to uncover? 😜🔥💎 #MinecraftMadness #OnlyfansOasis

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Potions Brewed: 155 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Crops Grown: 1687
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 285
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Enchantments Applied: 62
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Ores Mined: 3676
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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