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CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2591
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4970	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mines Excavated:	3885
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Items Found:	4760	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	8748
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Animals Bred:	106

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4099	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2865	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4