Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Server IP | play.hexsmp.com |
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HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.
Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.
Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1463 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.
But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7910 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.
First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.
The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.
A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!
In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.
(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
