Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Farms Harvested: 990 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

    Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ores Mined: 819
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6943 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

    Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

    ThriftedPillowSwapLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

    Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

    Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

    Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

    HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe
    Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 New Chunks Explored: 660247
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeProofCraft

    NukeProofCraft
    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shadowwizardmoneygang presents: The Not-So-Serious Nomifactory

    Shadowwizardmoneygang presents: The Not-So-Serious Nomifactory

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Custom Adventure Modpack Server
    Features
    • Custom gamestages
    • Questbook
    • In-questbook store
    • Powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism
    • Gamestage system for adventure and exploration
    New Server Nomifactory CEU Server
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the custom adventure modpack? The custom adventure modpack is a specially curated collection of mods designed to enhance gameplay with custom gamestages, questbook, and in-questbook store.
    What mods are included in the modpack? The modpack includes powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism, among others.
    What is the gamestage system? The gamestage system in the modpack encourages adventure and exploration by providing challenges and rewards based on player progression.
    What is the Nomifactory CEU Server? The Nomifactory CEU Server is a new server dedicated to players interested in advanced tech gameplay.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the provided link for more information on joining the Minecraft server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Sim Server – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Sim Server – Minecraft Server

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s worth more than your whole Xbox edition? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all vehicle simulation games! We’ve got racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and even sims for things you didn’t even know existed!

    Join us for a wild ride through Falcon BMS, DCS World, Rise of Flight, IL-2, Combat Helo, Microsoft Flight Simulator, X-Plane, Euro truck sim, Assetto Corsa, rFactor 2, Live for Speed, SAM Simulator, and so much more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual theme park for all your simulation needs.

    But beware, we have a strict no-welcome policy for games like Arm, Ac Cmbat, Wr Thnder, and anything with "Sm" in the title. We only welcome the coolest, most outrageous simulation games around.

    So come join us on this crazy journey through the world of simulation gaming. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mines Excavated: 1565

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. From battling giant chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events, like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” Special Program, where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock powerful new abilities. And don’t forget about our character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re sure to make your enemies quake in fear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepDadFTW or AITA4PreferringStepDad

    StepDadFTW or AITA4PreferringStepDad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free family dynamics! Join us for a chance to navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.

    Experience the thrill of having your parenting decisions constantly overturned by a man who just stepped into your daughter’s life! Watch as your daughter slowly starts to see Matthew as her real father, leaving you feeling like a Minecraft block that’s been left out in the rain.

    But don’t worry, we also offer opportunities for you to express your resentment and confusion in a safe and virtual environment. Build your own virtual world where you can assert your parental rights and maybe even win back your daughter’s affection from Matthew, the Minecraft dad of the year!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrainCraft Minecraft Server

    GrainCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more explosions than ukraine and russia combined! our ships are filled with GRAIN, not just any grain, but magical grain that will make your crops grow faster than you can say “potato.”

    we have black sea themed builds that will make you feel like you’re sailing the high seas, except without the risk of getting hit by a russian missile. our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about international conflicts and just focus on building the best farm in all of minecraft.

    so what are you waiting for? come sail the black sea with us and see why our server is the bomb…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Farms Harvested: 296
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TacoTownMC Assassins

    TacoTownMC Assassins
    come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor is always getting assassinated but respawns like a boss every time. we got crazy pvp battles, epic quests, and a taco stand on every corner. join now and see if you can survive longer than the mayor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Piggyback Parkour Fun

    Piggyback Parkour Fun
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are jacked and ready to give you a piggyback ride like no other! climb to insane heights and see just how challenging it can get to ride those muscular pigs around. watch out for the flying cows and dancing chickens, they’ll try to distract you from your ultimate piggyback adventure. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to ride the tallest pig in all of minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GreenDragon Minecraft server

    GreenDragon Minecraft server

    This is the GreenDragon Server, there is PvP Donations Survival Grif Quests And without private and maybe recruiting a helper, come in! version 1.16.5

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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